HEY, I'M BRADEN
FROM THE BILLBOARD.
YOU FOUND ME.
Now, before you actually decide whether you want to meet me, let me introduce myself.
Below, you will find every possible reason to date that twenty-something guy with a half-decent smile you glimpsed on your way home from work
MY MOST IMPORTANT SKILLS AND ABILITIES
CHANGING GUITAR STRINGS
ACTUALLY PLAYING THE GUITAR
KEEPING MY APARTMENT CLEAN
REASONS TO DATE ME
NOT A TERRIBLE PERSON
Starting off slow, but it's not a given. Just wanted to get that out there.
At least four people who aren't related to me have called me slightly-above-average in activities such as distance running, public speaking, remembering birthdays, and having nice hair. Good at a lot of things, but not good enough at any of them to be annoying about it.
I'm motivated enough that I can probably provide a half-decent life for a family, but not nearly motivated enough to ever put work over a solid relationship.
I was extremely motivated as a 15-year-old and learned like twelve moderately impressive songs on the guitar. I haven't learned anything new since then, but I've really perfected those songs.
Which means I'll help any future children with their math homework, clear through that calculus nonsense. You never need to do math again. I mean, you can if you want, you just don't have to.
USED TO BE IN A BAND
Similar to musical ability, but different. All the laid-back allure of a rock and roll bass player, none of the struggle of having to pretend you like my music or paying to be one of twelve people in my audience.
REASONS NOT TO DATE ME
FREQUENT LORD OF THE RINGS VIEWING
A handful of people probably think I'm funny, but I really just have a good memory and know when to use lines from TV shows and tweets from 2012 that everyone else has forgotten.
Special editions. Whole shebang. You are invited, but not required to watch. Just know that I'll disappear for a full day to do that every once in a while.
Just the normal stuff⏤running, reading, guitar...ing, but those do take a decent amount of my free time.
SPENT LIKE FOUR HOURS ON THIS WEBSITE
Really, that says a lot about me.